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Kids are so funny! Whether it's a two year old swearing at her zipper(swearing isn't funny at any age, guys) or their mis-speaking ways. I work at an elementary school with the...challenged kids. One of my students can not speak english OR spanish, so all her sentances sound like this "nanana reetheth, nanana shwing, nanana higher, ok?" The other day, in her own little language, that she hates her brother and so she cut his hair off while he was sleeping. Is this the truth? In her case, probably. Another little one told me that his dad died. He got killed by a wolf in New York. Not the truth. When I told my little after school boy that i couldn't climb the ladder because my arm hurt, he told me(very concernedly) "climb gently. you gotta stretch it." Today he was telling me all about kidney stones. When his mom got there to pick him up he said "mom! I didn't wet my pants yetserday. I did yesterday, but it dried." Or, "I got new speed racer underwear! Don't look at it." Ya know the song "bring me to pina coladas"? When my brother was younger he sang it "bring me two bean enchalada." My brother-in-law called Danish Hotcakes "done with hotcakes." My older brother came out of the back and said to my mom "mom, dad is in the bedroom praying, which is highly unusual." He was three. A little boy told me to not pick the boy mice, they are the ones with tenticles. me my own self was known to to say some silly things when I was a tike. Like when I picked up the toy phone and said "Mommy? Hello mommy? Shame on you mommy! Goodbye!" Or when my poor little legs were so tired while we were camping and I cried to my mom "I just keep walking and walking!" Robert told his grandpa that there was a hole in his hair. Goodness sakes, kkids are too funny!